We really did have a plan. That plan didn’t include recounting stories about reality-expanding substances. We were just going to talk about toys and nail Jewel to the wall and go about our way, all happy and skipping and shit. But as the ‘cast

AWOOGA! AWOOGA! CONTAINMENT SEALS COMPROMISED! Due to a late night breach, and a habit of gorging ourselves on tacos from that shady guy in the trench coat, the 16Miles2Hell Action Mega Bunker has been flooded with enough noxious gas to make Donald Trump

Due to a sudden attack of “My-Kids-Are-Foul-Disease-Carriers-That-Go-To-School-At-The-Plagueorium,” there is no new #16Miles2Hell for this week. However, did you know that we have ten episodes known as the lost episodes? Of course you do! List

What is Anima? Find out that and more as Ian “Double A” Watson uses a mixture of Biokinesis, Mega-Appearance, and Gummi Berri Juice to overwhelm Rick and Philip and take over the 16Miles2Hell Action Megabunker! He unloads the secrets of the fo

Have you ever had the desire to send starving children in Africa money thanks to those infomercials? If so, you are totally weak-willed enough to be part of our audience, also! Do I want to make more money? Sure! I all do! Regardless, we’re taking t

“NOW YOU WILL RECEIVE US! We do not ask for your lazy or old. We do not want your stupid and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your bad dogs that will be saught by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their bl

One time, society was shaped by tales of heroes, teaching the pre-Bonanza world about right, wrong, and how to properly skin a lion (fuck you, dentist). While the age of Olympians has come and gone, it lays to reason that we still have Heroes in our mode

After a week of cleaning the bugs and terrorists out of the 16Miles2Hell Action Megabunker (located somewhere under Connecticut), Philip and Rick are back and taking no prisoners as we discuss the harrowing state of the world, Douglas Adams, and what the

Some times, you try your best but things don’t come together. People get sick. Technology goes haywire. Ex KGB-agents turned Ninja Assassins break into you Action Megabunker (located somewhere under Connecticut) and unleash a horde of rabid, flesh-e

Space, the final frontier. These are the movies that have exploited our love of science fiction, two films sure that we are going to tear apart because we believe they are overrated. We absolutely expect to piss off some fans here, so click the link to fi