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On the 12th Day of Christmas...  More than a few unsuspecting spouses today unwrapped one of the fastest selling gift ideas ever. Pray this isn't under your tree unless, of course, you're doing the giving. One size fits all. No batteries ne...

Alert Scotland Yard?... Nah, it was mere child's play for cops in Cardiff, Wales to pinch these bumbling bank robbers who apparently forgot the first rule of theft: make an inconspicuous getaway. Combined, they got nearly 40 years in the pokie. Let's hope they're no better at getting out than t...

On the 10th Day of Christmas... Kris Kringle gifted us with seven of the dumbest humans ever to attempt a crime. If you needed proof that if breathing required thought, the terminally stupid would be dead - here it is! Warning: do not drink liquid while listening to this show in the p...

Your other left... It was a scam so incredibly ill-conceived, you wonder how the agency that oversees driver testing for all of England missed it. Two men, one mission: to pass driving exams while posing as other people. Dozens of them. These cheats would then pay ...

Fans behaving badly... Taunting at a SQUASH match?! Unruly fans are making it difficult to distinguish a collegiate sporting event from a retail store on Black Friday. Take this month's clash at Animal House U. (aka: Dartmouth) when the Big Green racqueteers took the court against arch Ivy League ri...