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The government has dubbed him a "one man sperm bank" and demands he abstain. But Trent Arsenault, father of 14 (four more on the way), says his free disseminations to women he meets online must continue. "Couples and women who can't conceive need me." Maybe so, but you've g...

Donald Draper slept here...

We found a treasure trove of the dumbest holiday ads eveeeeer created. If you've been very good little boys and girls this year we'll stuff a few in your stocking. Gotta run, Santa's into the sangria again. Happy 5th Day of Dumb, y'all!...

We think we've unearthed Hollywood's next blockbuster. Thanks to a pompous windbag archeology professor in England, Harrison Flockhart Ford may once again draw a paycheck. (Calista still works, right? :) )

My oven's missing a roast setting...

We'd pay to hear his concession speech...

The good news for Tennessee's GOP is, Basil "Back to Basics" Marceaux did not win his party's goober-natorial primary. (If you live there the bad news is 35-hundred people voted for him!) Frankly, with rousing website rhetoric like the following, we can't...

We hate to keep pickin on em but...

Dead guy elected mayor. Door-to-door meat salesman busted for pot. You're thinkin, deep Soooouth? Well, DUUH!

If The Eagles and Jack Johnson had a baby...

His music and lyrics would sound a lot like Mark Radcliffe. He grew up in Maine and Vermont, taught hi...

If they handed out awards...

For dumbness below and beyond in the commission of a crime, The Stupee goes to ... well, we can't decide. Each of these bozos has distinguished themselves in the fine art of idiocy. Tell you what- how about you listen to the show, then vote for your Stupid Criminal of t...

If they handed out awards...

For dumbness below and beyond in the commission of a crime, The Stupee goes to ... well, we can't decide. Each of these bozos has distinguished themselves in the fine art of idiocy. Tell you what- how about you listen to the show, and then VOTE for our Stupid Criminal o...