You Can't Make It Up

Missed it by that much...

Mom's Day gifts for next year? Stupid.com has you covered when the ding bat who raised you finally fesses up that you're ... ADOPTED!

Free love with benefits!

Sweden offers the world's 6th best quality of life, just ahead of Canada (US 12th). Best of all, if pilling up DU...

Release the hounds...

Hung over from May 5th and unable to afford air fare to Pamplona, we cheaped it out in Kansas City. Some PR flack thought THIS could help the city's image?

Are you dumber than...?

While pulling a robbery, avoid saying "give me all your cash." Unpredictable things happen...

Three years and four months ago ...

We set out to prove that stupidity is the world's richest resource. An endless, bottomless treasure trove of hilarity. 199 shows later we're still shucking oysters and harvesting pearls of idiocy. Enjoy our Bicentennial edition! And keep the lunacy coming. ;-)...

Longer days and shorter shows...

Mobile fans demanded it and we laughed listened. Cram this show in your iPhone-addicted ear. This week... a village idiot mayor in Italy tells residents it's illegal to die... We found arguably the most insipid credit card fraud ever... more proof that local TV n...

Self-serve...

Frankly, we thought it was a tad early weather-wise to be cleansing the gene pool"but Gary Banning in North Carolina had other ideas. Yes, the season’s very first Darwin Award Nominee goes out in a blaze of glory with his first (and last) appearance on You Can’t Make It Up!...

Listen as we connect the stupidity dots to old #19, the great Johnny Unitas. No time for the radio show? Try our CliffNotes. 1] played at Louisville (Kentucky) 2] State's tourism boss axed for botched PR job outsourced to the UK . 3] Video above? UK cable channel. 4] There's this guy (from th...

Let them eat cake...

Our crack research staff, we call 'em Team Stupid, stepped up to make our Fun With English edition a winner. Big thanks to Andi in Toronto for digging up that sign. Tempting to stock up on domestics, but then go explain THAT lot at the border. Kudos to T in Tennessee for tipp...

Seasoned to taste(less)...

Naked thief (except for socks) tasered at Walmart.. TV news, doggie style .. Corn fed and bonkers for bacon (goooo Hawkeyes!).. App dating for  basement trolls (who's on 3rd?) .. 3-wheelin' drunken pianist.



Magical mystery tour...

She ain't called Jezebel for nothin

We failed to get sued last time we tried, so we’ll try harder. Taking dead aim at a stupid LAWYER should work. Poor bastard thinks defamation of character applies to the Web. Hell hath no fury, dude!

Other crap we didn't make up...

Gas menagerie...

Puppet court, and DC rats, oh my. This one's for you, TSA (icing optional) :)



Music from Meghan Cary includes title track to her upcoming album "Building This House."...