You Can't Make It Up

Bankers Hours...

Lemme get this straight. A Castilian queen takes a flyer on a 15th century sailor's dalliance for a Western trade route and Wall Street traders gets a day off. What's an Occupier to do? Listen to our ship's manifest of nonsense.



In the Pink...

Forget labor unrest in Wisconsin we've got European witches in a boil .. a new narcissistic high online .. local TV news stirring up cancer fears .. a dumb study on why men can't remember what the pretty anchor tells them .. record-breaking culinary capers on campus .. and two bozos who bolted...

Step right up and pick an alibi...

Talk about material writing itself. Stupid criminals abound and getting caught is half the fun.

So you call yourself a consultant...

We found the BEST definition ever!

Hello? Front desk? My room doesn't have lights...