You Can't Make It Up

Visiting Gila Bend? Take the scenic route. Oh, wait! There isn't one. That stretch of Arizona road has put more drivers to sleep than the last GOP presidential hopeful.

Found a guy in NJ with bigger cojones than Chris Christie. Meet the publisher who thinks you should choose between reading his m...

Cristie Creme...

This week we reveal what really frosted NJ's gov as Irene bore down. You're reading this so you survived. As a reward EVERYONE gets access to our VIP show! Let's see, there's the court case that tipped the scales of justice - literally. Real estate sales are booming for luxury play...

Only other explanation?...

Population control. Why else would someone put up uttlerly baffling road signs? We found nine more just as stupid as this one. Oh, and a classified ad for a crash test dummy for sale! It has to be the drinking water.

Snooki's got gamey game...

The Osmond's went here...

Planning the family vacation but money's tight? We found the perfect low-rent budget destination. Even won awards. For what? No idea. At least the restrooms are clean. Everyone says so. Rusty, get in the car!



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Four on a match...

Meet Kelly, Barry, Shaun and Nicola, the UK entry in the World Cup of Marital Musical Chairs. Everyone is dummy in this odd little game of mate swap Bridge. If their kids are smart they'll be elsewhere when the couples exchange vows...

Stop and smell the...

Garden State residents, wonder no more. We located that odor in New Jersey. (Hey, P- blame the other Ken for this)

We were available...

But instead, Wheaton College chose Ann Curry to deliver its Commencement address. Too bad she couldn't find NBC's research library before g...

Stop and smell the...

Garden State residents wonder no more. We located that odor in New Jersey. (Hey, P- blame the other Ken for this)

We were available...

But instead, Wheaton College chose Ann Curry to deliver its Commencement address. Too bad she couldn't find NBC's research library...

Robo groundhog...

PETA draws its usual crooked line in the sand..um.. burrow as Punxatawney PA prepares to light up another pre-dawn Feb 2 for Phil. Will this be his final year? Will a Dalek take over shadow patrol? Will this group of anmial rights loons live to fight another goofy battle? Stay tun...