You Can't Make It Up

Only other explanation?...

Population control. Why else would someone put up uttlerly baffling road signs? We found nine more just as stupid as this one. Oh, and a classified ad for a crash test dummy for sale! It has to be the drinking water.

Snooki's got gamey game...

Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard American Airlines Flight 40 non-stop from LA to New York. Those travelers in First Class are in for a treat. Our in-flight turbulence is being provided by MTV darlings, Snooki and JWoww! Everyone else please remain seated. There wi...

45th & Lex and step on it Mister Ambassador... 

We begin 2011 with a new dress code for NYC taxi drivers (we heard that), and a new image for Snooki (hold your breath). Want to know the 10 dumbest cities in America? We found 'em, along with a great excuse for the next time you miss your AA...

Jersey Shore from jail...

Certainly would be easier on the cast. Cops finally nab another of the show's so-called stars. (not Snooki this time) Our favorite TV news site, KENS-5 in San Antonio told us so.

Ladies, start your engines...