You Can't Make It Up

Longer days and shorter shows...

Mobile fans demanded it and we laughed listened. Cram this show in your iPhone-addicted ear. This week... a village idiot mayor in Italy tells residents it's illegal to die... We found arguably the most insipid credit card fraud ever... more proof that local TV n...

Go play in Traffic...

More proof (like there wasn't enough) that the kids playing dress up for your local TV news are into mommy's and daddy's stash. We found one bimbo anchor team having waaay too much fun in heels. You s'pose that's where Steve Winwood got the idea?...

Bankers Hours...

Lemme get this straight. A Castilian queen takes a flyer on a 15th century sailor's dalliance for a Western trade route and Wall Street traders gets a day off. What's an Occupier to do? Listen to our ship's manifest of nonsense.



In the Pink...

Laced with literary references and riding the high-minded music of Stanford's Glass Wave this week's show classes up the joint. Need proof of our newly polished pedigree? We found an iPhone app for movie goers with weak bladders. A couple who discovered- as Poe suggested - that walls do not makeÂ...

Dear Elin... You've been a good little girl so Santa's bringing you a divorce. iPhone App developers are cashing in at the Apple store. Like the guy who wrote Santa Message 4U. Inspired by a mom with four little kids, this app didn't go far enough. Imagine all the helpful little things the...