You Can't Make It Up

Victoria Day in Canada has us waxing nostalgic for the good old days when men were men and Prince Albert came in a can. ;-) This week's show is loaded (watch your step). Bovine hijinks afoot to benefit a student kegger. Towns nobody calls home. Cats and Dogs 1, Rome 0. How NOT to hide evidence...

Missed it by that much...

Mom's Day gifts for next year? Stupid.com has you covered when the ding bat who raised you finally fesses up that you're ... ADOPTED!

Free love with benefits!

Sweden offers the world's 6th best quality of life, just ahead of Canada (US 12th). Best of all, if pilling up DU...

Release the hounds...

Hung over from May 5th and unable to afford air fare to Pamplona, we cheaped it out in Kansas City. Some PR flack thought THIS could help the city's image?

Are you dumber than...?

While pulling a robbery, avoid saying "give me all your cash." Unpredictable things happen...

Gray matters...

Think the culture can't possibly fry more brain cells online? You haven't met Drinkify! Booze made for music. Need a sure-fire way to end a relationship quickly? Go hunting with Steve & Lisa. And his invisible hog. The critter nuts are coming! Bird brains versus cat crazies in Co...

Three years and four months ago ...

We set out to prove that stupidity is the world's richest resource. An endless, bottomless treasure trove of hilarity. 199 shows later we're still shucking oysters and harvesting pearls of idiocy. Enjoy our Bicentennial edition! And keep the lunacy coming. ;-)...

Jewish cuisine is an oxymoron...

Passover it on. Ah, Pesach. Eight days of pushing aside good tasting food and drink for ... yuck! Keeping Kosher not your thing? Say it with us... Bacon!



Oh, get over yourself. Nothing here is sacred. (see 12 Days of Dumb)...

Greetings from the Bog ...

Grab a vodka cranberry and set a spell. What? You expected college hoops, babes and beer? Didn't know spelling was required? Perfect! Our monthly Fun With English snafu is cued & ready to roll. Don't worry. We'll speak slowly. Just push the little PLAY button below (h...

Self-serve...

Frankly, we thought it was a tad early weather-wise to be cleansing the gene pool"but Gary Banning in North Carolina had other ideas. Yes, the season’s very first Darwin Award Nominee goes out in a blaze of glory with his first (and last) appearance on You Can’t Make It Up!...

Let them eat cake...

Our crack research staff, we call 'em Team Stupid, stepped up to make our Fun With English edition a winner. Big thanks to Andi in Toronto for digging up that sign. Tempting to stock up on domestics, but then go explain THAT lot at the border. Kudos to T in Tennessee for tipp...

Seasoned to taste(less)...

Naked thief (except for socks) tasered at Walmart.. TV news, doggie style .. Corn fed and bonkers for bacon (goooo Hawkeyes!).. App dating for  basement trolls (who's on 3rd?) .. 3-wheelin' drunken pianist.



Magical mystery tour...