You Can't Make It Up

Angst for the memories...

So your New Year’s resolution (fool) was to dump someone. What do you do with all their “stuff?” Helpful little anti-cupids that we are, there actually is an answer! Remember: we’re not responsible for the consequences. Think of us as the HMO of comedy. :)...

In this corner...

Nothing ratchets up the Battle of the Sexes like the holidays. Especially when one of you earns the lionesses lion's share of the household income. We discovered an interesting end-game tactic of our species. To call off the fight the really stupid (or diabolical) bread winners...

Hello, Siri?

Where's the pizza guy? Is Amtrak on time? Can I trust my GPS? Maybe the devil really is in the details.

To Slur and Disrespect

When it comes to improving police-community relations, there must be better tactics. Still, it is 100% cotton and only $12.

Take Me I'm Yours...

The galactic king of developers has a credibilty problem. He rules local TV - on slow news days - and yet nobody takes him and his grand plan seriously. Ali said if you can do it, it ain't bragging. C'mon Colorado, let him build it. What's a few more little green men in that part of the world? [1...

This week's show contains 100% of your daily requirement of pop culture junk foods. Covert military ops, Facebook phonies, bumbling cops, brainless law breakers, mimes demanding free speech, March Madness, TV news gone wild, magic bras and people named boob or butts. No prisoners taken. You've...

Looking to entertain your Health Care Reform anger management group? Hire these guys. Along with our usual assortment of stupidity and abject absurdity we brought music from Dr. Sam and the Managed Care Blues Band!...

Forget labor unrest in Wisconsin we've got European witches in a boil .. a new narcissistic high online .. local TV news stirring up cancer fears .. a dumb study on why men can't remember what the pretty anchor tells them .. record-breaking culinary capers on campus .. and two bozos who bolted...

Memo to sponsors...

Now that we've hit 10,000 unique listeners a month (minor bruises, relax), shouldn't your brand be associated with stupid stuff? We name five perfect sponsors for us that you've never heard of. Just sayin...