You Can't Make It Up

Release the hounds...

Hung over from May 5th and unable to afford air fare to Pamplona, we cheaped it out in Kansas City. Some PR flack thought THIS could help the city's image?

Are you dumber than...?

While pulling a robbery, avoid saying "give me all your cash." Unpredictable things happen...

Gray matters...

Think the culture can't possibly fry more brain cells online? You haven't met Drinkify! Booze made for music. Need a sure-fire way to end a relationship quickly? Go hunting with Steve & Lisa. And his invisible hog. The critter nuts are coming! Bird brains versus cat crazies in Co...

Listen as we connect the stupidity dots to old #19, the great Johnny Unitas. No time for the radio show? Try our CliffNotes. 1] played at Louisville (Kentucky) 2] State's tourism boss axed for botched PR job outsourced to the UK . 3] Video above? UK cable channel. 4] There's this guy (from th...

Cons 1, Cops 0 ...

Prison pranksters in Vermont might as well have yelled Sooie! State police cars there sport decals featuring the image of a pig. Only took officials four years to notice. BBQ anyone?

Someone say pig?...

Don't drink the water here. Goofy survey finds young women prefer tunes to - um - can't remember what that other thing is. A club where all the members have a fabric fetish. Girls Guide to Liberty, a conservative radio talker is following us on Twitter?? And you don't want to know what they did to...

Rejoice, there's something for every lazy man and woman this week. Meal planners, we've another fast, easy and sooo not good for you (like our mobile show? We heard that!) heart attack on a plate. Trying to break a certain early morning habit that makes you late for everything? :) There's an App fo...

Happy Independence Day, America!

Let the backyard BBQs and fireworks begin! Unless you live on the street, sleeping in doorways and cars, that is. Then the 4th of July is pretty much like the 3rd, with the promise of more of the same on the 5th...

Waiting for God Harold...

Odds are old man Camping (0 for 2 if you're scoring at home) will get it right some time so we packed you a readiness kit this week.  There's a service for pets (assuming they aren't already Saved). They guarantee a nice atheist will come rescue your critters in the nick o...

We wish to thank Illinois governor Pat Quinn for showing us the heretofore error of our misbegotten ways. To wit, wither thou goest this week's show shall be devoid of of bathroom humor, sexual innuendo and other assorted low-class references.

Got a problem with that Clyde? Up your pie hole! ;)...

Every love story, whether told in literary classics or whispered over the back fence, is an emotional  roller coaster. Bumps, bliss, bizzare beginnings, poorly chosen gifts and - if you stay together long enough - the odd obit, seemingly written more to amuse its reader than to honor the dearly de...