You Can't Make It Up

Friar Tucks...

Montezuma's revenge can't hold a prayer candle to the Curse of Michelangelo. If God listens to a group of Franciscan friars a certain bible thief in Italy is going to get more than his soul cleansed. Let he who is without sin listen to this week's show...

We wish to thank Illinois governor Pat Quinn for showing us the heretofore error of our misbegotten ways. To wit, wither thou goest this week's show shall be devoid of of bathroom humor, sexual innuendo and other assorted low-class references.

Got a problem with that Clyde? Up your pie hole! ;)...

Memo to sponsors...

Now that we've hit 10,000 unique listeners a month (minor bruises, relax), shouldn't your brand be associated with stupid stuff? We name five perfect sponsors for us that you've never heard of. Just sayin...

The Osmond's went here...

Planning the family vacation but money's tight? We found the perfect low-rent budget destination. Even won awards. For what? No idea. At least the restrooms are clean. Everyone says so. Rusty, get in the car!



Also on this week's show...

Clean cows are happy cows ...

And power wash + lather + disco = more milk, we guess. A Swedish company is cleaning up. Claim they've sold 30,000 machines to scrub bossy. How'd you like to have the air freshener concession? (editors advisory: be sure to have a clean change of underwear before liste...

Clean cows are happy cows ...

And power wash + lather + disco = more milk, we guess. A Swedish company is cleaning up. Claim they've sold 30,000 machines to scrub bossy. How'd you like to have the air freshener concession? (editors advisory: be sure to have a clean change of underwear befo...

Got your ears on?...

Can you explain the podcast tastes of truckers? We sure can't. Just listen to a piece of a show we found double parked at a rest stop in VA. This must be what happens when guys get bored with CB radio. Got your rubber ducky on the side, c'mon...

Buy $8 Customized Tees at CustomizedGirl.comMaybe they should friend him ... He's brazen. He's on the lam. He's not very bright. Which doesn't say a whole lot for authorities in the UK who, nearly four months after his escape, still have no clue where in the bloody blazes Craig 'Lazie' Lynch is hidi...