You Can't Make It Up

Visiting Gila Bend? Take the scenic route. Oh, wait! There isn't one. That stretch of Arizona road has put more drivers to sleep than the last GOP presidential hopeful.

Found a guy in NJ with bigger cojones than Chris Christie. Meet the publisher who thinks you should choose between reading his m...

In case of emergency...

They may be your neighbor. Or the clerk at your corner deli. Or maybe even your postal carrier. This week we salute (careful which finger you use) those clueless folks young and old who can't seem to figure out how to call for help- or when...

45th & Lex and step on it Mister Ambassador... 

We begin 2011 with a new dress code for NYC taxi drivers (we heard that), and a new image for Snooki (hold your breath). Want to know the 10 dumbest cities in America? We found 'em, along with a great excuse for the next time you miss your AA...

If they handed out awards...

For dumbness below and beyond in the commission of a crime, The Stupee goes to ... well, we can't decide. Each of these bozos has distinguished themselves in the fine art of idiocy. Tell you what- how about you listen to the show, then vote for your Stupid Criminal of t...