Just in time...
You only get one funeral. Shouldn't it feel special? (assuming we keep our senses) Aren't you glad somebody told you about this before the 20th? ;-)
Other stuff we didn't make up...
Santa goes smokeless (involuntarily) .. Last minute gift ideas for people you (hope to) never see again .. How not to succeed at carjacking.
Music of the season from Steven Van Zandt and The Midtown Men. 100% of proceeds from downloads of All Alone On Christmas (thru Dec. 31st) go to the American Red Cross to help victims of Hurricane Sandy.