Pilgrims 1,776 Indians First Settlers 0
Wal-Mart, K-Mart and Sears are kicking tradition's ass this week, but the big loser- boycott or no- is the NFL Network as families flock (it says here) to scarf down electronic gadget bargains on a major holiday. You SEE what a mess Charlie Webster started? Thought Lincoln fixed this crap. Free those retail slaves this INSTANT!
Also this week..
Only idiots call the Butterball Hotline. Canada's one woman war on Oak trees! Plus a lesson in why every vote counts (except in Kentucky).