Michael tries to get us in on the ground floor for a very exciting investment opportunity. Charles Ponzi

Kevin blows us away.

Blake discovers a firkin’s worth of strange and obscure measurements which will fascinate you for fortnights while increasing your microlife. List of Unusual Units of Measurement

Michael tries to sell us the Eiffel Tower, which was gifted to him by the Prince of Sudan. Confidence Trick

Kevin takes us down the coolest memory lane. Route 66

Blake tells story. He finds a king lost in the forest. The king throws a fish to the clever fox. The fox eats the king and laughs. Blake fails to learn moral. Arne Thompson Classification Systems Multilingual Folk Tale Database

Michael reports on the slo-mo, low octane, champagne fueled, contest of endurance that captured our imaginations before excitement was invented.

Michael discovers a storied past of the most famous Duck on the planet.

Blake tries to uncover the origin of Ok. Ok? Ok.

Michael tells the story of Joseph Palmer, the patron saint of hipsters. Joseph Palmer