White Cosby is back to address the elephants in the room.  With his "trunk," if you know what I AM SAYING WINK. - Just listen to it, really.  It HAS to be better than that axolotl episode, right?  Right?

Axolotls.  That's the long and the short of it.  Enjoy. - There are questions involved, too.  Advice and such. Is college a worthy investment? Should I be worried that my bed-bug ridden friend wants to visit?

Here's the new episode.  Episode 35 of The Ask Dr. White Cosby show.  It's called "We're Back!: A Cosbysaur's Story, for stupid reasons.  Look.  I've never been sure if anyone is reading these introductory paragraphs, so, you know, whatever.

Snow gently wafts down, finding purchase upon the ever-growing bank of a frosted windowsill.  A kind of hush is all over the world tonight.  The good little boys and girls are tucked tight into their bedding,

War.  Poverty.  Injustice.  High gas prices.  Young-Earth Creationism.  There's a plethora of reasons to dismiss humanity as nothing more than a failed experiment, a wild shot in the dark towards civilized behavior and polite society that ended with st...

Gather ye round and stuff yon faces - the most reddest, whitest, and bluest of holidays is here and you are all invited to partake in the festivities and the foodtivities with your gracious host, White Cosby!  Now, ever since he was kicked out of college

Welcome, newest students!  You've just entered the prestigious halls of one of the most venerated institutes of higher learning this planet has to offer.  Our lush and verdant common areas are great for tossing 'round the ultimate disc or hacking the s...

Uncap a fresh batch of Gamer Grub.  Down two liter cans of Four Lokos.  Rub those Cheetos-smeared controller mitts together in greasy anticipation of the next gerenation of advice podcasts.  Check out this fat stack of day one DLC,

THRILL! Over twelve full-color pages of Ka-Zar the Great and his wild jungle adventure!  Gape in ASTONISHMENT! The Submariner strikes back at those who have wronged him!  SUSPENSE! The robotic android hero HUMAN TORCH (?

We are not the flesh and blood beings we think we are.  Despite the sensation of being solid, singular matter, we are mostly empty space, separated every now and again by protons, neutrons, electrons, and more whirring and zooming and bonding and break...