It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck, the podcast that is microwave safe, machine washable and mostly biodegradable. Or at least biodegrading.

Note: For some reason, there's some weird distortion that comes and goes every so often. No idea. Sorry about that. I've already blamed myself, so join me.

Agenda:

Alcohol report
Flash vs. Arrow
Aaron's Frank report
Happy Agent Coulson Day
Halt and Catch Fire
ScottC vs. the digital phallus
ScottC vs. terminology
Constantine pilot
Oh stewardess? I speak snore.
Duran or Duran
J.J. and the magic hat
Dominion
Deep Impact
Aerosmith Advice
Marijuana legalization
The Cannabis Club
Radish moments
J.J.'s gun story...again
J.J. and the Bandit
Tuffley cannot watch Zodiac
Hawaii Five-O
Snowpiercer
Rob's Rox report
Terrifying donuts
Jon and the Mystery Bowl
Sting and the lapdancing owl
Rox and the Cholera Pit
Scott, backscatter addict
Rob's Mom Podcast Review
Gonaddy
Potato salad Kickstarter
ESPN litigation
Game of Dinklage
Genetically offended
McCartney vs. marriage
Rob vs. his record collection
Teaching ScottC how to buy vinyl
Aaron Metal
The Mystery of Jet Boy
The Doctor Who leak
Weekend Justice Sim House Update

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Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find "Promoter". Buy their latest album, Earth Rocker. Send them love and coin.

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