(Widge here. Sorry for the delay...been head down working on a project (let's take a page from the Uncle Warren playbook and give it a codename--Project Charybdis)...and it's something that pays the bills, which sadly, Wayhomers and podcasts do not. So.)

(Also: seriously huge spoilers if you have not watched Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and to a lesser extent, the end of Season 4 of Walking Dead.)

It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck and also, collectively, we are the true identity of The Clairvoyant.

Download audio file (wjustice041114.mp3)

Agenda:

Leigh, catching up on television (without undue trauma)
Hannibal
Silence of the Lambs: the commentary
People not watching SHIELD
Something Johnny Cash does NOT sound like
Giant Kidlet vs. Lego Movie
Jon being a dick, but an accurate dick
Widge's audio is shit. Yes, again.
Daryl and Carol, getting it on? Or what? (MAJOR WALKING DEAD SPOILERS)
Rox vs. Skype messaging
The secret ending to Game of Thrones
Obscure 80s reference (mostly)
Alcohol report
Renaming Kidlet
Lemon racism
The Poe Heist
Jon gets ambushed repeatedly
Mini-Michael Caine needed
Suddenly: Showcase Showdown!
Leigh in a nutshell
Ginormous Captain America discussion (MAJOR SPOILERS)
Marvel Quality Control
Marvel Live (Not on Ice)
Leigh vs. The World Council
SHIELD and betrayal (by Leigh's husband)
Sleeping through the stings
Thinking way too hard about the Marvel timeline
Marvel's Agents of SHIELD: The Missing Season
Tiny killer chickens in Mexico
Paranormal Glee
Godzilla in pants. Wait, what?
The trouble with Leigh wandering off
Widge's Walking Dead Season 5 theory
The Evil Airport
Talking about Captain America will ruin your voice
When the Saints go marchin' in. With a dildo bat.
Yes, that item above says "Dildo bat."
ScottC's unfortunate DragonCon request
Shopping for adult toys on Amazon. Yes, again.
Why the Uncanny Valley makes gamers want to be violent (rather than sexy)
Rules for links from ScottC
Tempting Widge with explosive wubs
Tempting Kim with Disney Infinity
Roast Without Equal (except missing bacon)
Rediscovering the bustard for the first time
You simply can't trust Angela Lansbury
Your homework

Headsup: There's Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good. Thanks for everybody who came out to support us live. You are all amazing beasts.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find "Promoter". Buy their latest album, Earth Rocker. Send them love and coin.

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To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #214: Apocalyptic Sexy Time! , then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

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