It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck--the podcast that is not a doctor, doesn't play one on TV and doesn't advocate alcohol...it just prescribes it.

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Agenda:

No homework in therapy
Kamchatka: The Truth
Revisiting Dune
Snowpocalypse 2: Snow Harder
Alcohol Safety with Jon
...and Leigh

Absinthe vs. The World
Truncated cheese rhyming
SHIELD vs. The State of the Union
The argument for alien overlords
Nightvale vs. ticketing
Sports strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
The Following and couples therapy (SPOILERS)
Showering with J.J.
Blacklist, cheese and crackers (SPOILERS)
Chefs and strategy
Warehouse 13 and relationship therapy
Sleepy Hollow and hanging at the Walgreens
Men, women, friendship and sex. And also sex.
Where Rox's odds are
More on Atlanta and snow and doom
Rob's winter hacks
Hurricane parties
Rox's tax advice
Random sports discussion interspersed with pot
New Doctor Who fashion news
Running away with other people's spouses
Disney, Frozen and depression (SPOILERS)
House of Harvey
Leigh and genetic strategy
How to offend J.J.
Disney vs. Universal and Harry Potter Ticket Hell
Jurassic Park...well, no one cares
RIP: Kiss Coffeehouse
Cathy's Clown
Vegas tips from Leigh
Death by oyster
Television viewing with your spouse and the benefits of better communication

Headsup: There's Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good. Thanks for everybody who came out to support us live. You are all amazing beasts.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find "Promoter". Buy their latest album, Earth Rocker. Send them love and coin.

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To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #209: Never Try to Hold Asia, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

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