In this episode, David asks: How much does a polar bear weigh, is this thing real stupid, and what if God were evil?

In this Guestisode, David & David ask: Is he on a bicycle-horse, what's a Constitutional originalist snack, and does he have something naughty under his robes?

In this episode, David asks: Is it a Hive Mind, is it Dennis, the man who gives me my bagel every morning, and is it BOAPS?

In this episode, David asks: Is it a fictional dead person, are they stalking the streets of London, and is this crime perpetrated in print?

In this episode, David asks: Is it eagles, did somebody fill all the tubas with water, and does asking if that counted as one of my questions count as one of my questions?

In this episode, David asks: Is it made by aliens, is it a Shakespearean tragedy, and is this all some ridiculous put-on by the Jimmy Kimmel Show to create viral content?

In this Guestisode, David & David ask: Are they primates, is it a mythical creature, and what kind of bear looks like John Lennon?

In this episode, David asks: Is it an amnimnerl, is that how drugs work, and is he playing with John McCain?

In this episode, David asks: Is she astride a white charger, is she about to be burned at the stake, and is this from a fictional religion?

In this episode, David asks: Is it a bag a' rocks, is it raised for fighting, and yo bro, how sick is this tat?