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TNL083 – The Trekmas Party

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TNL083 – The Trekmas Party

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Total Time is 2:26. Hailing frequencies open!!! Today there will be no review of Star Trek. Instead, the crew of the USS Relativity is attending the Trekmas party down in The Listening Post (the Ten Forward of the Relativity). What is Trekmas? It's the celebration of all end-of-year traditions and celebrations across the Federation. The bridge crew talks about being thankful for Trekmas, DJ Redshirt spins some Trekmas songs, the officers discusses listener feedback, and then the crew of the USS Relativity begin their awards show, called the Crew Appreciation Day. Contributors to the Crew Appreciation Day include: Musical performances by MattPlaysKeys (from Podcast Winterfell) Vocal performances by Melissa aka "MW" (from The Delta Quadrant of Trek Mate) Master of Ceremonies Terrh s'Khev Audio Drama and CAD editing by Bananite/Roger Colin (from The Delta Quadrant of Trek Mate) JD (from The Delta Quadrant of Trek Mate) Matt H (from The Delta Quadrant of Trek Mate) Q (from The Delta Quadrant of Trek Mate) VoyagersBorg47 (from The Delta Quadrant of Trek Mate) FireCube (from The Delta Quadrant of Trek Mate) M'Ress (writer on Trek Mate) Jeff Iaconis PLEASE let me know if I missed anyone, their podcasts, or anything else.  :-) Here are the lyrics to the Trekmas Songs: The 12 Days of Trekmas Lyrics and vocals by Chris & Keri's kids On the 12th Day of Star Trek, my Captain gave to me... 12 Romulan Spies 11 spotty Trills 10 George Takeis 9 silly Captains 8 photonic lifeforms 7 redshirts dying 6 Qs Annoying 5 Wraths of Khan 4 evil Spocks 3 Bat'leths 2 Class M Planets and a giant furry tribble colony.   We Wish You a Merry Trekmas Lyrics by Chris & Keri's kids and Captain Chris, Music by MattPlaysKeys, Vocals by Melissa "MW" We wish you a merry Trekmas (x3) and a Borg-free new year Trek play things we bring for you and your friends We wish you a merry Trekmas and a Borg-free new year! So send out the many redshirts (x3) So they don't die here Now bring us some Klingon bloodwine (x3) To give us good cheer Trek play things we bring for you and your friends We wish you a merry Trekmas and a Borg-free new year! We all want Trekkie presents (x3) Please gift us good gear Trekkies help others with kindness (x3) Love to all our peers! Trek play things we bring for you and your friends We wish you a merry Trekmas and a Borg-free new year! We wish you a merry Trekmas (x3) and a Borg-free new year   Honorable St. Kahless Lyrics by Captain Chris, Music by MattPlaysKeys, Vocals by Melissa "MW" Honorable Saint Kahless, Klingon founder true, Bring my Klingon warriors, weapons shiny ‘n new, Trekmas eve is coming soon; drink your good bloodwine, Tell me what you’ll bring them, for you we will die! When the clock is striking twelve, asleep we all are, In the ship you’ll beam right in, even though it’s barred, Combat boots outside our door, lying in a row, Battle Fek’lhr to our boots, he is all our foe. Katogh wants a bat’leth strong, Karg, a gin’tak spear, G’trok wants a pain stick long, blades are so last-year; As for me, the great Captain, I am true and right! Choose for me, St. Kahless, a disrupter bright!   Fire Now (to the tune of Jingle Bells) Lyrics by Chris & Keri's kids and Captain Chris, Music by MattPlaysKeys, Vocals by Melissa "MW" Warping through the stars To find new forms of life A ship of peace armed to the teeth In a galaxy full of strive! Romulans decloaking Giving us a fight Shields up, looks like we're in for a space battle tonight. Fire now, fire now, Torpedoes away! Phasers lock on their engines So here they have to stay! Fire now, fire now Every torpedo bay! Looks like our superior Firepower has won the day! Fire now, fire now, Torpedoes away! Phasers lock on their engines

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