On todays show we talk about getting busted for using the middle finger emoji, the Donald Trump penis, a cats eyes view of Japan, a woman pretends to be a man with a strap-on, thighbrows, an American grey army couple and finally A 66 year woman is reti...

On today's show, we talk about a naked job seeker, topless women in New York, Chinese police officers arrests the wrong twin 6 times!, the Sun eating diet, a couple travelling on the cheap, a home made helicopter from a supermarket,

Pokémon world championship leading to violence, Hilton hotels ban porn films, a women gets a bad hair cut, a sickening new dish at a restaurant in Japan, a Chinese lady chugs a $200 cognac in one, A virgin gets a bionic dong,

Workers in Slutty Maids outfits at McDonalds in Taiwan, A new superhero called “The Panty Man”, Most hated words by women, a daughter gets a blind girl on top of her birthday cake for her 21st birthday, a Lawyer challenges his opposition to a Game of T...

Hola - On today's show. Pleasing your self while driving is trending, a psychic connects with Cecil the Lion, a selfie with a poisones effect, a built proof armadillo  deflecting the bullet back to the shooter, new British craze for Gull running,

More random drivel from David Newsum and Dion Mavath

Donald Trump Butt Plug, Hydro Hammock Hot Tub. Dildos on power lines. Russian Selfie Rules! A Rampant Rabbit car smash, Turkey Testicle Festival, Kilts, theatre-goer runs out of phone battery. Shed of the year. REWIND boyband member money saving tips

ISIS at Gay Pride, Paris Hilton, dating for the well endowed, drunk Swedish synchronized swimming, bubble wrap, public nookie, public porn, a mystery undertaker, massive surfing, mannequin groping and fake Chinese dogs.

Hienz vs porn, a reptile with 4 penises, a man cuts everything in half, the most amazing video ever, a cheeky doctor, Sweet Baby Jesus beer gets banned, A stag do with a stranger, free hugs in Glasgow, an old man fishing and a relentlessly gay women!

Sex in Space, an Australian breaks an arm, challenge wanking with fire ants, school dances and proms, man tries to break his friend out of jail, Trump for president, women shoots herself in selfie mix up, free sex in Austria, The Grey Army!