Scribatious

Tulisa might not be the first sleb to star in a homemade version of Deep Throat, but she’s the first to be held up as a feminist icon for putting out a video with her version of events. We SluttyLemons take a look at the case and decide if what Tulisa did is really the best role model for her young female fans. We also get to ogle Yul Brynner in the nude (all in the purposes of research). Who says there isn’t a God?

Plus, the recent porn scandal over ‘Ender’s Game’, a well regarded sci-fi novel for children which is so disgusting a teacher almost ended up in court for reading some of it out to a class of 14 year old kids. We think we know which word caused the problem. Hint – it rhymes with ‘slugger’.

And the SluttyLemons round off the cast with an alternative ending for the film Titanic. Who else thinks Jack would have grabbed Rose’s boobs in the ‘prow’ scene?