Movie Closet

Movie Closet


Latest Episodes

Star Trek Beyond
July 26, 2016

Captain James T. Kirk and crew go on an adventure. Things go wrong. Everyone has to rally. Will it all work out? This is the plot of every Star Trek movie. You know how it goes. But, is it good?

Sin City: A Dame To Kill For
July 03, 2016

Today, in the closet, we’re checking out the sequel to Sin City, which is a prequel and a sequel at the same time, but that isn’t explained, so let’s just assume that I’m right and that this all makes sense. Is it any good? Check it out.

Kindergarten Cop 2
June 13, 2016

Jesus Christ, here we are. Reviewing a movie that’s a sequel to a movie that it doesn’t even acknowledge the existence of. Dolph Lundgren probably had a few debts to take care of and we got the business end of the deal. Is it a winner?

World Trade Center
June 13, 2016

Today in the Closet, we discuss a movie that – basically – you’re not allowed to make fun of. Can we make it through the whole podcast with all integrity intact? Come on in and find out.

Princess Bride
May 16, 2016

Here’s a movie with a bunch of stars in it. Also, at least one good writer. But is it Netflix Gold?

Captain America: Civil War
May 16, 2016

Who is right? Do the Avengers need regulation? And by god, what kind of a nerd do you have to be to care about this shit?

The Core
May 04, 2016

It was 2003. The movie world was fresh and new. Nobody had figured out CGI or how to Google simple science facts. Then somebody with a budget decided to try and remake Armageddon, just drilling down instead of up. Was the result watchable?

Contact
April 11, 2016

Remember this movie? It was awesome. Or was it? …. I mean, yeah, it was awesome. Jodi Foster. Carl Sagan, arguably. Kinda the precursor to Interstellar. Check it out.

He Never Died
April 11, 2016

Henry Rollins is a cool guy who made a movie. Check out this podcast, which is largely not about the movie, but still… kinda sorta about the movie.

Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice
March 29, 2016

Say the title of this movie out loud. Do you feel like you’re an idiot making up the fake name of a stupid movie that only makes sense to 13 year old boys in a fictional universe? Do you feel like this whole thing was contrived just to make voting for ...