The Dialectical Playa

A PAID ADVERTISEMENT FROM OBAMACARE ™ AND YOUR HEALTH CARE PROFESSIONALS AT THE IRS:

Is this you? Is this your kid? Know that the Federal Government issues strict fines and penalties for non-compliance with regulated demographic height and weight requirements.

The obesity epidemic is here…NOW! Children are dying in tremendous numbers from obesity. The Centers for Disease Control has named it the most contagious AND dangerous disease in American history. And it effects everything from the earth’s rotation to how much sun reaches our fragile and depleted soil (obese children cast a larger shadow than fit children, hence obese children prevent valuable sunlight from reaching crops vital for ethanol and other biofuel production). In the past, Americans who suffered from this wretched disease utilized a plethora of protocols and supplements, ranging from homeopathic remedies to the most advanced pharmaceuticals in order to lose weight. Green foods, super green foods, fiber drinks, and numerous other concoctions were choked down daily by the glassfuls; not only was this inconvenient, but it increased the taxpayer’s carbon footprint – and carbon taxes! – as well. But what if we told you about a wonder supplement that possesses more potassium than a banana, more protein than a can of tuna, and less sodium than a stick of gum? What if we told you that it was richly satisfying, had the taste and consistency of a rich vanilla milkshake, and yet would MELT the pounds off you? And what if we told you all this goodness was provided in a serving no larger than a teaspoon? You’d probably say fuck off!

From the makers of the 1040 Long Form ™ and the IRS Lifestyle Audit ™; IRS Labs and the brilliant mind of its lead researcher, Representative Barney Frank, present the future of weight loss TODAY! Rep. Frank has studied this substance vigorously and knows every aspect of its character: taste, texture, consistency, pharmacology, etc. And he was instrumental in acquiring it from the best sources, isolating it, analyzing it, concentrating it, and finally bringing it to the masses!

The Internal Revenue Service guarantees free delivery, free shipping, free handling, and a free product! Simply match the color-coded hour-day-week-month-year ObamaCare ™ tabular schedule with your official IRS Rationing Calender to determine the day when you are allowed to order! Limit 2 per order. Offer void where prohibited. Taxpayer must present valid ObamaCare ™ ID Card at time of delivery.

C-men Concentrate ™ is the result of years of diligent research and scientific passion. Rep. Frank was nothing less than amazing in working with “really cute guys” in order to bring this incredible weight-loss supplement to the people. And believe us, this product is backed by real-world results! Rep. Frank himself has been using it for years and credits it for providing him with the strength, vitality, stamina, and mental acuity to vote “yes” for ObamaCare ™!

“It’s got a lot of good stuff in it. For a lot of obese people, finding it has been difficult and not everyone is fortunate enough to have access to it in its rawest, purest, and most potent form. In fact, I get mine straight from “the tap”, and I’m fortunate enough to have a large herd to milk every morning. But alot of Americans aren’t that lucky. So we came up with C-men Concentrate ™. It’s like having your very own “cow” and fresh, raw semen every day. It’s a fact that C-men Concentrate’s ™ high ratios of concentrated vitamins, minerals, and protein has allowed me to function at an incredibly high level for many years. You know, being a congressmen is almost as demanding as being an athlete…especially if your running a male prostitution ring out of your house. Man, those young kids will wear you out!”

- Representative Barney Frank, IRS Labs Chief Scientist and Lead Researcher

So don’t wait! We can’t guarantee how long this miracle fat-loss supplement will be in stock! So hurry! Order now before the shelves are empty! Get the results you want – and the government requires – now! Lose fat! Feel great! Pay less in carbon taxes! Visit www.irs.gov and order now! Or call immediately and talk to an IRS Health Care Professional! Get the body you were entitled to! Save the environment! Do it for the children! Not in our Name! Speak truth to power! My body, my choice! Alinsky Rules! Save Darfur! Yes We Can!

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