From the diary of Terror Transmission: First of April, 2014. At last, our long journey of drunken debauchery has come to this, the cryptacular commentary on 1958's Horror of Dracula. Have yourself some wine because you'll need it as you enter the castle vaults for our "arguably" best movie background, the seductive vampire, stealing gothic home furnishings, Jason's Doris Day hatred, the limitations of being leading men, Matt's love of Lisas, Codename: Hummus, vampire wish lists, cross-pollenating mediocrity and other unspeakable evils. It only remains for you now to await the daylight hours. Until then, sleep well, Terror Fiends. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com