Given the weekends genuinely horrific news events I talk about the Mary Poppins song 'A Spoonful Of Sugar'. I am not proud. I also did talk about social media's reaction to itself the night of those attacks. I hope this doesn't come over as flippant. It's

Really absolutely fucked. I talk in no certain terms about anything. I try and have a go at talking about the event I took part in at the Soho Theatre (The Alternative Party Conference), being privately educated and being ashamed of it and finish up talki

Absolutely ruined voice from screaming stuff at footballers projected onto a pub wall. We are Liverpool tra la la la la. I speak about the elation of footy, vegans, social media and I seem to remember at one point talking about a burger I ate. Low octane

IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE BAAAACK. Every Monday this podcast will fly out into the world. Alfie very much hopes you like it. This one features talk of strangers crying, having a shaved head and Paul Hollywood. Good Evening!

After a hiatus this is back. Alfie Brown (ME) going on on about death, and being scared of death and how everything is really about being scared of death. Well not everything but, like, a lot of stuff. Ok?

Today's maunder asks briefly why everyone is losing their shit with polls? Also; The phenomenon of 'The Independent Coffee Shop Loser' - me. I finish by mewling about my lack of identity.

Maundering about the tragedy of being a grown man who gets upset by a football team losing; pathetic? Flying (THROUGH THE FUCKING SKY) to Denmark to record an advert to sell burgers; sell-out? KATIE HOPKINS KATIE HOPKINS KATIE HOPKINS.

This week I recorded early! Being a new father and not quite being able to cope with no Attachment Theory for Dads. Also yakked about were the political debates with the Conservatives, Labour, UKIP, Lib Dems and the Scottish and Welsh people.

I'm sad about death when the dying remind me of me. "That's a great charity" debunked. Cit - Peter Singer's TED talk on effective altruism.

Trying to be political without a direction to be political in. The left-wing has got everything right, again, definitely, no questions asked. Also Deal or No Deal. Goggle box.