SomaCow

It’s labor day but we at SomaCow do not stop, even if we are sick and coughing all over the studio!

Mickey has grown up, or at least his son has. We all reminisce about what it was like to be 13. The talks about sex, drugs, alcohol.

Mickey was looking at boobies and watching Star Wars, I was chasing girls and smoking Marlboros, and J… well J can’t remember what life was like in 1845.

One thing J does remember are his first Hollywood boobs. Mickey and I don’t have much of a problem either. But do kids these days remember their first big screen boobs? Do you remember yours?

If you ever visit the Martini Room please do not leave your porn or magazines in the bathroom. It’s bad enough that you are pooping in a publicish place, but your poop reads? And second-hand porn is just…

Has Chupacabra been found? If not we can always go to the fair and see the wolf boy or devil child or, hell, just ride the gravitron! Maybe I will find my gypsy fantasy girl there.

Check out this episode for more bathroom etiquette that you can live by and let us know of any we might have forgotten.

Our music this week:
The Flesh-Justice
Former Fat Boys-Shake Your Ta-Tas
No More Kings-Leaving Lilliput
theSTART-Wartime

Sorry for the short blog, I have to wipe the taste of pomegranate wine, martinis, and Miller High Life out of my mouth.