Are We There Yet?

On the show today: Cat injury; body dolls; lockup; lollipop infection; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music, by demand.

01:10 These cats think they own the place.

03:15 No one needs to see this, much less a tiny girl.

04:25 Kim to the rescue. Sort of.

06:35 Such a humanitarian...

On the show today: Chaos; bad friends; punishment; church porn; alien denials; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You cannot have a show without it.

00:20 Kim is going to go and eat worms.

01:20 Time passes. Deal with it.

02:10 There is a lot of chaos in our life. A lot of it...

On the show today: Reality TV; bomb boxers; donkeytute; gamblers; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We do it for you.

00:23 Can we just put 2011 behind us? Great.

01:40 Zombie tools are awesome.

02:40 This is the definition of choking...

On the show today: Pumpkins and fear; arm guillotine; Craigslist doctor; fake cop; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So awesome, it hurts when you pee.

00:20 We get a lot of that.

01:25 This is a crippling attitude.

02:15 Kim hides it under a bushel...

On the show today: Being growed; bag of gold; body storage; genetic markers; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, you know it.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:50 There are things you need to do when you move into an apartment...

On the show today: Stolen; armadillo attack; mom ejector; ex-con job; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It rocks so hard.

00:25 Well, this is not fun.

01:20 Pretty sure this is not for me.

02:45 Ignorance is bliss.

03:45 The worst has already happened.

04:50 Why did no one catch this?...

On the show today: Scary movie; babies and television; seed thieves; restroom rules; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. A little treat.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, Halloween people.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:45 Sam surprises Thing 3...

On the show today: Family dysfunction; corn maze; pumpkin carver; swords punishment; driving kid; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It will never, ever change.

00:30 We let the poets in.

01:30 Thing 3 believes we are very dysfunctional.

02:45 The more things change, the more they do not...

On the show today: iPhone; troubling child; basement dwellers; donations; pornnapped; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just for you.

01:00 Oh, iPhone. We love you.

04:15 This kid is trouble.

06:40 There will not be any actual burning.

07:55 Sometimes, church people are weird...

On the show today: Boy problems; chemical fight; baby thief; baby art; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 The theme music. It burns.

00:25 Extra whipped cream is only for the nice people.

00:55 It is a girl thing.

02:30 Lying to your father is not nice, ladies...