On today's show: Backpacking across Europe; moving a couch; riding your bike inside; going to the lake; kid abandoning douche; kid assault; I Survived; call us - 206.339.7482.
00:00 Theme music - will literally melt your heart.
00:15 Make it explode!
00:50 Sam is missing his bottle rocket touch.
01:50 Everybody makes mistakes.
02:50 In a way, we're backpacking across Europe, too.
03:00 Call us - 206.339.7482.
03:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.
03:15 Thanks for using Amazon, people, we appreciate it.
03:30 Moving a couch was an eye-opening experience for Sam.
04:45 Thing 1 was often more trouble than she was help.
05:30 Sam is not a big guy, but he'd never had this problem before.
07:00 The kindness of strangers saves the day.
08:00 Drinking vinegar doesn't seem like a great idea.
09:10 The most amazing wagon ever.
10:00 Ghetto couch.
11:50 You are not gangsta, kid.
13:40 Sam swears off Wal-Mart, forever.
14:30 Waiting in line is the worst.
15:20 Young kids on bicycles are a recipe for disaster.
16:45 Why would and adult human being think this was okay?
17:45 Everything is wrong here.
18:15 Being an eccentric hootard does not give you a free pass.
18:50 Kim makes plans to be eccentric.
19:30 Maybe it's just our neighborhood.
20:15 Going to the lake.
21:45 Stop making us be the bad guys.
23:15 It's late, we get that.
24:25 Making the call.
25:40 Fine, permission granted.
26:40 This noise is not right.
28:30 Oh, hai, I haz new kids.
29:30 Let's just start with mandatory sterilization for idiots.
30:30 You clearly do not need kids.
31:30 Ladies, a little discrimination goes a long way.
33:50 Mom, are you all right? Get the bat!
34:50 You had time to get your posse together?
35:50 In the real world, getting beat down hurts.
38:00 Sam is worried about his kids' take on things.
40:00 I Survived is a little rough to watch for Sam.
41:00 Call us - 206.339.7482.
41:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.
41:20 Do not actually do this.
42:15 Seeya!
