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<p> There are many things 2012 will be known for, but I think it will mostly be remembered as the year <em>Jersey Shore</em>&nbsp;ended. No, I take that back. Nobody will care at all that <em>Jersey Shore</em> ended. Yeah, that&#39;s what I meant.</p> <p> Everybody&#39;s favorite meatballs (not counting actual meatballs, which are much more entertaining) hit the home stretch in the second half of season 6. And boy do they look the worse for six seasons of this crap. Everybody&#39;s tired and sad and their faces look like they were tea bagged by an elephant.</p> <p> As they fade into the sunset, The Situation is sober,&nbsp;<span data-scayt_word="Snooki" data-scaytid="1">Snooki</span> is pregnant with what&#39;s sure to be a gifted and talented child, Ronnie and <span data-scayt_word="Sammi" data-scaytid="2">Sammi</span> are thinking of moving in together to create domestic bliss, Deena is mostly out of Jail, and Vinnie and <span data-scayt_word="Pauly" data-scaytid="3">Pauly</span> D are both still 100 times more charming than everybody else. Everybody wins. Except America. America lost hard core.</p>