In which our toilers on the allotment of life are joined by Martin Wickham and Dan Silver to discuss the state of Chelsea Football Club. We're back! Listen →

In which our toilers on the allotment of life are joined by Clayton and Martin to look back over the 2018/19 season and look forward to a future without Eden Hazard. Strap in.

In which our toilers on the allotment of life are joined by Kweku and Clayton to discuss the fallout from the Arrizabalaga incident, the League Cup final itself, the victory over Spurs, Sarriball, Sarri's intransigence and Sarri's future.

In which our toilers on the allotment of life are joined by Martin Wickham to discuss racism and sexism in football and the cult of Sarriball.

In which our toilers on the allotment of life are joined by Martin Wickham and Dan Silver to discuss the undefeated start to the season, stadiums, the Premier League and Joe Cole.

In which our toilers on the allotment of life discuss Conte's departure, Sarri's arrival, Courtois's departure, Arrizabalaga's arrival and give their predictions for the season ahead.

In which our toilers on the allotment of life are joined by special guests Stamford Chidge of Chelsea FanCast fame and Martin Wickham to look back over the 2017/18 season and look forward to the World Cup.

In which our toilers on the allotment of life are joined by Martin Wickham and Dan Silver to discuss the FA Youth Cup, the season as a whole, Antonio Conte's future, summer transfer policy and moving out of Stamford Bridge.

In which our toilers on the allotment of life are joined by special guest Stamford Chidge of Chelsea FanCast fame to discuss the running of the club, managerial decisions, expectations and the commoditization of the beautiful game.

In which our toilers on the allotment of life are joined by special guests Martin Wickham and Dan Silver to discuss recent matches in the Premier League and FA Cup, players' form, and fans' behaviour on social media.