PBMD

…for this week’s episode of PBMD. We’ve swarmed the Internet to bring you all the best stories about bees. If your knowledge of these lovable insects ends with honey and childhood bee-stings, this is one show you won’t want to miss!

• Last year a flatbed truck carrying 14 MILLION bees overturned on an Idaho highway. Locals described the spill as a “strange black cloud” coupled with a “torrent of honey”. Sounds like a fun Saturday night at the brothel! Ba-dum-bum.

• When 14 million bees get spilled all over an Idaho highway, who do you bring in to lead the clean-up effort? We’ve called upon disco crooner Barry Gibb of the BEE Gees to soothe the savage beasts with his vocal stylings. But Satoru Iwata is planning to give him a run for his money: he’s going to appeal to the bees by donning a costume from Super Mario Galaxy. Don’t miss this week’s “Celebrity Fight Match”!

• In a PBMD exclusive, we have discovered that singer Amy Winehouse did not meet her untimely demise from an overdose, as was widely published. In actual fact, she was attacked by a swarm of Africanized honey bees hiding inside her beehive hairdo. Listen to all the details on the show, and find out why Phil might be the next celebrity victim!

All this and much more in PBMD Episode 18 –  ”Pontificates of Bee Mating, Discuss!”