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Special Ten, “Caesar Clown’s Nuclear Winter Wonderland”

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The Unofficial One Piece Podcast (Basic - MP3)

Zach Logan and the OPP crew

New York, NY

Description: A podcast dedicated to the Shonen Jump manga and the Toei Animation produced One Piece. We run down the episodes and chapters and rehash the old ones. Its made by the fans, for the fans. Send us feedback or just listen.

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Special Ten, “Caesar Clown’s Nuclear Winter Wonderland”

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Live from Punk Hazard, The One Piece Podcast Presents: “Caesar Clown’s Nuclear Winter Wonderland” … an assortment of holiday melodies for all the good little guinea pigs out there. So sit by the radio, and get ready for another holiday classic!

 

It’s Radiating

Caesar Clown’s Nuclear Winter Wonderland
Caesar Clown played by Steve Yurko
Monet played by Firecrouch
Vergo played by Ed

My Nuclear Winter Wonderland (0:22)
Written by Zach Logan and Steve Yurko
Sung by Steve Yurko
Arranged by Steve Yurko

Children scream, are you listening?
In the lab, death is glistening…
It’s a beautiful sight,
the dragons in flight,
in my Nuclear Winter Wonderland

Here’s some candy…for the children,
Have some more, it’ll be filling,
It’ll help you grow,
it’s fun you know,
in my Nuclear Winter Wonderland

In the medow we can build a smilie,
…oh here comes a henchman whose beard is brown.

He’ll say: are we guinea pigs?
And I’ll say: no man!
But here’s a little sedative
to keep you down!

Later on, we’ll conspire,
I make SAD cause I’m hired.
For Doflamingo,
He’s Joker ya know
In my Nuclear Winter Wonderland.

I’m no second to Doctor Vegapunk
I’m the best, so never put me down
I can make Zoan’s like the duck-duck,
You’ll never forget the name Ceasar Clown.

When the smilies … are exploding
Broadcast this, I’m recording
Do as I say, it’s the Ceasar Clown way!
In my Nuclear Winter Wonderland

I’m Dreaming of a White Moustache (3:36)
Written by The Dude
Sung by The Dude
Arranged by The Dude

Oh Luffy-Kun (10:32)
Written by Ed 
Sung by Ed
Arranged by Zach

Me and the Strawhats (11:40)
Written by The Dude
Sung by The Dude
Arranged by The Dude

Genzo’s “Twas the Night Before Tangerine” (14:05)
Based on “Twas the Night Before Christmas”, portions by The Dude
Performed by The Dude
Arranged by The Dude

Three Marines (21:17)
Written by The Dude
Sung by The Dude, Ed, and Steve Yurko
Arranged by The Dude and Zach Logan

[Chorus]Three Marines of Navy HQ
What’s our rank? That’s Admiral, to you.
Devil Fruit powers, Count the hours
Til we all run you through

O Justice is what we live to serve
And we don’t grade on a curve
Break the law, we’ll break your jaw
And you will get what you deserve

[Ao Kiji]You just woke me up from my sleep
Having Ice Powers doesn’t come cheap
Justice declaring, Once was flaring
Now I’d just rather count sheep

Ao Kiji is my name
Lazy-ass Justice is my game
Until I…
My, my, my, my, my, my… How boring
I’ma take a nap…

[Kizaru]

Gray Area Justice suits me just rightCertainty just makes one uptight
But if I get mad, you’ll wish you never had
Crossed me and my deadly light

At high speed I will go by
It’s incidental if you die
My laser beams are too extreme
I will probably say “Oh My!”

[Akainu]
Absolute Justice is my charm
My aim is to only cause you harm

Ace resisted, then he got fisted

With my big magma arm

Tonight I dine on Justice Flakes
With Justice Fries and a Justice Shake
Don’t get curt, or you’ll get hurt
It might be your legs that I break

[Chorus]
Admirals of Navy HQ
Watch what you’re doing or we’ll come for you
In giant boats with big long white coats
And colors Red, Yellow, and Blue

O Justice is what we live to serve
And we don’t grade on a curve
Break the law, we’ll break your jaw
And you will get what you deserve

[Ao Kiji] Can I go back to sleep now?
[Kizaru] Ohhhhhhhh Myyyyyyyyyyyy!
[Akainu] What the HELL did that have to do with Christmas!?

Orson Welles’ One Piece (25:44)
Written by The Dude, Wikipedia
Performed by The Dude
Arranged by The Dude