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AIR DATE: 1/27/12  ”Old Time News” Coming up on No Show… 1. Surfer Hal! 2. Jesus’ Birthday 3. The Secret! And this just in: Critics are hailing “Underworld: Awakening” as the best movie in the series. Of course, that’s sort of like saying Kim Jong-nam is the nicest evil dictator yet! THEME SONG COWAN: “You’re listening to No Show:  where we mock anything and everything“ Episode 54, January 27, 2012 -Introductions Hank & Hal Skit “Surfer Hal” by Chris Cowan Facebook Police “Where we police facebook” Jesus’ Birthday. Craptastic Product “where we talk about craptastic products” 5lb Gummy Bear http://www.vat19.com/dvds/showproducts.cfm?action=popular Weekly Rant “Where we choose a random topic… and talk about it” “the secret”? http://thesecret.tv/teachings-summary.html Closing - Intro & Outro music provided by The Royaltons
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The One-Upper Hour by Nate Henderson

JEFF:   Ok, so now we’re going to discuss the type of car we own.

ANDY:  Car?!? You mean you only have one?

JEFF:  Of course I have more than one! I just meant our favorite one.

TED:   Frankly I don’t see why we’re talking about our cars when we could talk about our private jets!

ANDY:  Uhhh…. jets?!? Oh…. totally…. of course. Let me just get the brochure I got from the dealer… see ya!

JEFF:   Where is he going? 

70′s Outro by The Royaltons