From everyone at NLO, we hope you have a great Christmas...

We’re on vacation this week. Enjoy these pre-recorded, yet entirely new, shows in the mean time. Have a great Christmas and New Years Holiday. Indeed...

Happy Friday. We didn’t feel like doing s full sized show today, so we didn’t. We talk about some news stories and Roy produces his first ever segment for the show where he analyzes what a completely intolerant asshole Santa Claus is. Enjoy it...

We’re in an especially festive mood as we broadcast live from atop the second floor of the NLO studios. We take your calls and partake in your concerns and opinions on the various topics of the day. We also invent a new kind of joke, that always ends in the phrase “and then I showed them...

One more week of shows, and then your beloved hosts get a couple of weeks off to have fun amongst themselves. Roy is headed home to the OK, and Patrick will be ferrying himself hither and thither across this great planet of ours. This show touches briefly on the topic of music, as we discuss the lim...

In this show, we talk about a brand new web browser that has been specifically engineered for black people, to help them have a better web experience without interference from the white man. We also talk about the economy and what Obama is going to do about it. We top it off with some news stories,...

Happy middle of the week, or, as we like to call it here at NLO, hump day. It’s called that because if the week was like a hill, Wednesday would be the middle, or the “hump” of the hill. You know, if it was symmetrical. It’s not like it is a hill though. It’s a week. An...

In this show, we talk about all sorts of funny things. We talk about lady-folk, and health issues. We wonder who will die first. Patrick talks about his recent experiences shopping for things, and using gift cards from various stores to obtain an item at one store. Patrick also talk about shaving hi...

Dude, did you guys see that there have been no shows this week? I know, it’s total bullshit. It’s almost like the guys don’t care about you anymore. The truth is that there is a show you didn’t get. Will you get it? Hard to say. Why didn’t you get it? Well, some stuff w...

It’s black Friday, and that means you’re probably not home to listen to this show. You’re probably in line at some stupid rural Best Buy so you can buy a GPS navigation unit for nine dollars less than retail. Hey, more power to you for your complete surplus of free time and eye for...