Happy Thanksgiving, troopers. On this show we talk about retarded people, fat people, virgins, and a guy that kills himself with a chainsaw. We also have a news story about a judge who tries to teach kids a lesson by making them listen to gay music. I don’t know if that is a good punishment or not. It might just turn a bunch of kids gay. Have a great holiday and eat some gravy. Or drink it. Depending on how thick the gravy is. Boom.