This show is OVERDOSE ONLY!
CORNELL REID and SHELBY STOCKTON join Patrick in studio today to drop the big bombshell! However, Patrick takes his time getting to it. Meanwhile, Patrick regales everyone with stories of retards throwing rocks at him, and a dude who was hooked on steroids. The Bureau of Labor Statistics left a card on Patrick’s porch, and he’s scared. And finally, Patrick reveals the big tease. What is it? Let’s just say it involves Patrick, a fan, that fan’s girlfriend and the word “rape.”