Nobody Likes Onions

TESS BARKER joins Patrick in the studio today, along with Johnny Ice from Toadhop. Patrick is going to be an egg spokesman! He and Tess watch a stupid video about a TV hat, then they talk about all the cool food you can make with bear meat. There is a TV show about a guy who teaches kids yoga with his massive cock. Patrick lets everyone in on Silk Road, an ultra-secret website! He makes more new friends with Friends 2.0, then reads an email from a crazy suicidal fan. There’s lots of kid fuckers being caught on predator shows. They read about a father offering 65 million to any man who can get his lesbian daughter to marry him, and then Patrick receives a marriage proposal from a fan!