Kristen Bell releases a Christmas song and we make fun of it, obviously.

People get lost in a 63 acre maze of corn. They panic and call 911. Shit. - Read more here.

This week, we talk about a drunk Teletubby stealing Chinese food, a neighborhood thinking they are seeing a halloween prank when it is actually murder, and a woman who lost her wedding ring in the candy jar.

This week we basically bail on weird news and just talk about our childhood. We eventually make it to some guy who faked a coma for two years in Wales. Frankly, we'd fake a coma too if we had to live in Wales. - Read more here

  - A girl goes an entire month without knowing a 3-inch long leech was living in her nose. The constant nosebleeds gave nothing away. - Read more here -   -  

A 23-year-old from England has a 17 hour erection. Instead of going out and having sex with everyone, he ends up in the hospital with two pints of blood removed from his penis. - Read more here

Yes, C is for Coochie, and that's good enough for we. A woman brings cookies decorated with vaginas into her 7-year-old's classroom. And that's just messed up. - (not the actual cookies) Here's a longer version of the story (one of our many sources)

This week, we talk about a couple who invited a homeless man back to their house for a threesome. It ended as poorly as you think. - You can tell by this picture that this is definitely a woman to throw meat over. - Also,

We talk about some guy who was nearly fired for digging up a corpse then taking a picture with it. In his defense, he had the body for it. Hey-Oh! - Read more here

In what is perhaps the most bizarre act of unintended terrorism, a woman forces a plane to make an emergency landing because she won't stop singing "I Will Always Love You." Love is eternal, but patience is not. - Read more here