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My Morning Story

Matthew Zakutny

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Pricks and Pones

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(http://www.mymorningstory.com/wp-content/uploads/PricksandPones-300x152.jpg)When the judge called for the defendant to be brought in, a curtain of gasps and whispers from both sides of the aisle preceded him...

Don’t like it? Don’t be an idiot

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(http://www.mymorningstory.com/wp-content/uploads/DontlikeitDontbeanidiot-300x152.jpg)If you don’t like it, don’t be an idiot

There’s something about finding out random strangers happen to appreciate a fandom that drives people into rages they’d be arrested for if they were in public.  Here...

if i was a girl

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if i was a girl i wouldn’t shave i’d be a tomboy ballerina with upper body muscles maybe a jock or surfer girl smell a little subtle i’d be tough learn to take a punch but i’d also be fragile sensitive intelligent i’d d...

ok, let’s see … what can i do while getting drunk, besides being a dick on the internet?

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Every week Matteo from My Morning Story goes over the stories of the week and reads a few of them for your listener enjoyment each week. We are always looking for Volunteers at My Morning story, so feel free to contact us and find out how!...

What a Silly Friend

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(http://www.mymorningstory.com/wp-content/pictures/tree_branch.jpg)The trees swayed back and forth.

One of the branches was hovering

awfully close to my friends head.

Silly friend, I thought.

A sudden gust of wind and that branch

could break and hit you in the head,...

Clumsy Acrobat

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(http://www.mymorningstory.com/wp-content/pictures/clumsy.jpg)Once there was a young man by the name of Eddie or Mr. Ed as he would prefer. Eddie was one of the craziest people you could ever meet he was young with long nappy hair and was part of the worst circus you could ever see. The circus was f...

Ketchup addicted nuns

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(http://www.mymorningstory.com/wp-content/pictures/ketchupaddict.jpg)(Blaring of the television) “We now take you to a clip from last night’s conference with the President”

“Because ketchup is considered one serving of vegetables these days, we can all rest assure America is leading a health...


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