The Mustache Rangers

You could make a millions dollars by stealing all the ideas that the Mustache Rangers have in their podcast. And then the Mustache Rangers would make those million dollars by suing you. But they'd smile while suing you. And really, isn't a smile like a hug? Would anyone bad hug you? NO!...

We really don't know why you're reading this. Podcasts are an audio medium. Just listen to the show already. You know these descriptions never have anything to do with what goes on in the episode anyway. You should have learned that by now. Anyway, how are you? It's been a while. We took up a hobby...

Waiters, take note. You are legally obligated to pee into the soup of anyone who snaps at you. How else will those people ever learn to stop snapping their fingers at people? This is your duty, waitrons...

There are certain things that Brett Favre is known for. Throwing a football, for instance. Or wearing rings, as an example. Today's podcast is about the other thing. You know what we're talking about. There's something about Brett Favre...

Assumptions are what differentiate man from the beasts. Squirrels assume that tree branch will hold their weight. Humans draw a diagram about why a tree branch can't hold their weight. Oh humans. Just jump!...

The Mustache Rangers are back, and they're joined by the crew from the Sex is Fun podcast. So prepare your ears accordingly. Perhaps you are at work. Try not being at work. Okay. At home now? Good.

In fact, if you need MORE Mustache Rangers this week, you can hear a special Mustache Rangers episode...

Nobody likes snakes. Even the dudes who wear snakes as a fashion statement are scared to death of them. They simply think the constant risk of death is worth it if a pretty lady looks their way. Bonus points if she looks their way with an expression that is not disgust...

Fear. Does it hurt more than it helps? Sandwiches. Have you had more bad sandwiches than good? Chairs. Still trust them? Listen to this week's Mustache Rangers episode and you may start to question everything you understand about everything...

Skyrim and Diablo 3 are the games of the hour. In Skyrim and Diablo, you go on quests. In this week's Mustache Rangers podcast episode, they talk about quests. Does that mean that everyone who plays Skyrim or Diablo 3 should listen to the Mustache Rangers? It couldn't hurt...

Everyone tells stories. Even rocks, if you put a robot mouth on them and tell the robot mouth to say approximately what you think a rock would say. It's mostly "I'm dry" or "I'm wet." Rocks are very aware of their hydration levels...