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MMO Reporter Episode 74 – Tera-iffic Poetry

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In this episode, Harry waxes poetic about Eligium, Chris recounts his time at PAX, we discuss the Guild Wars 2 pre-purchase and more! What we did this week Bill Guild Wars - restarted Prophecies campaign - http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/User:John_Stumme/Not_So_Random_Thoughts_box LOTRO - alts SWTOR - warzones, shadow levelling Other - Orcs Must Die Harry LOTRO, which led to Mario Kart Guild Wars Eligium (as first discussed in episode 41) - Mashup contest, april 20 Chris PAX Firefall This week’s funny, yet disctracting pictures http://www.geneticanomaly.com/RPG-Motivational/slides/mmorpg.jpg http://stupidevilbastard.com/Images/ganked_thumb.jpg http://i.imgur.com/21x2e.jpg News Guild Wars 2 Pre-purchase officially launched (here be beta access) https://buy.guildwars2.com/ Guild Wars 2 region locked http://massively.joystiq.com/2012/04/05/arenanet-details-guild-wars-2s-squad-mechanics/ Date saved by World of Warcraft http://kotaku.com/5900326/awkward-speed-dating-moments-rescued-by-world-of-warcraft World of Warcraft with infinite draw distance http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/04/10/see-world-of-warcraft-with-unlimited-draw-distance/ Imagur link:  http://imgur.com/a/XH1gS#0 Step by step to try it yourself (have not tried; don’t blame us if it doesn’t work!) http://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/s04h0/anyone_know_how_to_increase_the_view_distance/c4amxsh?context=3 The end result reminds me of this http://www.wdwtourguide.com/img/DisneysMagicKingdomMap.jpg SWTOR 1.2 goes live April 12th http://www.swtor.com/gameupdates Michael Hogan (Battlestar Galactica, Colonel Tye) Claudia Black (Farscape, Aeryn Sun) headline Tera voice acting http://massively.joystiq.com/2012/04/09/michael-hogan-and-claudia-black-head-teras-voice-acting-cast/ Aion selling epic gear for real money http://massively.joystiq.com/2012/04/09/wings-over-atreia-clean-up-on-aisle-four/ Chris - DDO Expansion preview from PAX East http://www.pcgamer.com/previews/pax-east-dungeons-dragons-online-weaves-a-tale-of-expansion/ Harry's Thoughts on Eligium This week's MMO Reporter swag contest is for people to create a mashup of Harry's Eligium poetry. Mix it up with video, pictures, whatever you think of and send it to us, post it to Youtube or otherwise bring it to our attention. Ode to Eligium Your trailer was generic toss with castles, darkened skies With slow-mo on the epic boss and other standard lies But hey, you know, I might be wrong So I installed the game Downloading time was pretty long And what I got was lame Horrendous graphics that only worked in isometric view but even that was damn right borked And showed the world askew And if I might, I'd like to add I always invert my mouse Not allowing that makes me foaming mad You friggin developer louse And how about you Frogster folks Just learn to read and write It's not enough to copy paste To a budget translating site Let's not forget the actual game Grinding, grind grind grind You grind and grind and grind and grind Like it's 1999 You grind some more and grind again and grind until you bleed Don't worry, now you're level 6 Go grind for another deed Oh wait there are no deeds in here Just loot that's out of reach If I am level 6 right now I DON'T NEED A LEVEL 24 WAND! SHEESH! Oh and what's with quest text spilling out of the quest log box on the screen Is there any ANY doubt that this is something your QA folks have seen? In Spring Eligium will be released Which seems a big mistake It should be locked up like a beast and thrown into a lake Just break it down and burn the rest And don't forget the priest You'll need a competent exorsist To expel this gruesome beast Burn it burn it burn it all just burn it while you can Burn it burn it burn it all Burn this plague, this horror of man And I also dislike the font, where the ‘m’ lacks a line so it looks like an 'n'.
NMX and Nab Show, Las Vegas, April 2015