“It’s rumored that the hoomins do, in fact, keep kitteh treats sealed up in the bottom of the shower stall…on the theory that’s the LAST place a kitteh would search for them. Your job, Kaia, should you choose to accept it- is to get inside the shower, retrieve the treats in their sealed foil pouch, and escape undetected. Of course, if they catch you, we’ll disavow, blah blah blah. Good luck, Kaia.”

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Shannon P. says, “This is Kaia. She is forever mired in evil doings (on counters, sneaking in closets, munching on hands, pouncing on the innocent dogs,) and she spends her free time plotting new and twisted ways to hasten our demise.”

“My little Munch Munch Munchkin has apparently been increasing her jumping abilities. As soon as she noticed me watching her, she started purring and twirling.”

“All I can hear in my head is Right Said Fred’s ‘I’m Too Sexy’ and the line in the song ‘…on the catwalk. On the catwalk, yeah! I do my little turn on the catwalk.'”

“My kitten is a drama queen. Faaaaaabulous.”

“Hopefully you and your audience will find my little love glutton as adorable as I do.” [“Love Glutton!” -Outstanding. -Ed.]