[Start humming the Steely Dan song, or click the player below. It’ll make sense. Possibly. -Ed.]

When Black Friday comes

Gonna show off my black nose

It’s the end o’ Nosevember

So how do you like my pose?

Those crazy crowds really scare me

Cheap boomboxes don’t excite me

And if I don’t get one

I’m just gonna let it go

When Black Friday comes

I’m gonna flaunt my nose

That’s just the way it goes

https://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/02-black-friday.mp3

:Creditos:

Feature photo: “This is my Sheltie, Chloe. Sheltie’s have the perfect schnozzes so I’m hoping this makes it on the site!” -Jocelyn C.

#2: “Does this tongue make my nose look big?” -Karen S.

#3: From Audubon Aquarium in New Orleans.

#4: “Are moose noses Cute I wonder- I took this at the Reindeer Farm in Palmer, Alaska.” -Erin K.

#5: “Hello there, this is my first submission, our 3 year old pup named Dora!” -Alexandra O.

#6: “I thought this close-up of my Tucker would be perfect for Nosevember!” -Inge.

#7. “This is my dog, Bonnie, sitting on my lap and looking up at me with adoration.” -Kim W.

#8. “Here is beautiful Lulu’s nose. She gets such a thrill over being on C.O.!” -Judy W.

#9. “Meet Gorgeous Georgie. Rescued on April 5th 2014.”- Adrienne M.

#10. “I thought this shot of Misty would be purrfect for Nosevember.” -Anna D.

#11. “My BFF Amy’s rescue greyhound, Pop Tart.” -Julia G.

#12. “Hi C.O.! Here’s Kit the Doxie, hoping to make it to Nosevember fame once again.” -Jo B.

Apologies to Donald and Walter- did my best.