Gay Fun Show: Feast of Fools

Few people manage to capture the elusive commercial success that comes with making Christmas music, but it sure doesn’t stop them from trying.

Seems easy enough- throw a little jingle bells to a beat, add some “ho, ho, hos” and slap a snowflake on it. Why is it so hard to create a Christmastime classic?

Today we continue our annual holiday series: “Incredibly Strange Christmas Music, vol. 3″- oddball holiday songs few have ever heard but we think deserve a second listen.

Too bad Santa Yoda did not get his own song in Christmas in the Stars.

Join us as we play artists whose attempts at making holiday hits failed spectacularly. This year’s section of include seasonal songs include: Mae West, a burlesque bombshells at the age of 70; Yani Yorgenson, a depression era immigrant known for his comedy albums; annoying animals and children from the 1960s; and HP Lovecraft’s Cthulu Mythos.

Even George Lucas tried to tie his sleigh to the spirit of the season but got stuck in a blizzard of a confusingly hilarious musical creations.

Here’s the links to the songs. Buy the music and have your very own “Incredibly Strange Christmas Music Collection!” Happy Holidays everyone!

Featured Music:

HO’S FOR THE HOLIDAYS

• Lady Bunny – Santa Just Came
• Lady Bunny – Dingle Berries
• Mae West – Put the Look in the Boot Santa
• Fausto Fernós- I Don’t Care What I Get for Christmas
• Wendy Ho – I’ll Be Yo Ho Fo Christmas

CHRISTMAS IN SPACE

• Rob Townsend – Christmas Message From Space

STAR WARS- Christmas in the Stars
• Anthony Daniels – Christmas in the Stars
• Jon Bon Jovi (possibly) - R2-D2, We Wish You A Merry Christmas
• Anthony Daniels – What Can You Get a Wookiee for Christmas?

CTHULU MYTHOS CHRISTMAS – A Very Scary Solstice
• Dagon Tabernacle Choir – Death to the World

ODDBALL

• Yoni Yorgensen – I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas

ANNOYING CHILDREN AND ANIMALS

• Little Rita Faye – I Fell Out Of A Christmas Tree
• Red Coffee – Ducky Christmas
• The Hunt Sisters – Christmas Piggy
• Linn Sheldon – Rabbits Have a Christmas

NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE A B3 HAMMOND ORGAN

• Bill Doggett and his Combo – Winter Wonderland

[Originally posted on 12.23.2010]

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