Welcome to A Guide to Lasting Rivalry!

Welcome to A Guide to Lasting Rivalry!


Latest Episodes

AGTLR 33: Labor Day
September 09, 2015

Jason and Amy justify the continuing 10 dollar a month hosting fee of AGTLR.com by posting their second episode of the year! We talk about our worst jobs ever!

AGTLR 32 or 33: The one with two dog stories
March 09, 2015

This one has two dog stories: One a poignant illustration of difficult choices, and the other about some dumb dog who ran away and thought it would be a swell idea.

AGTLR 32: Trust Silver’s Long Johns
July 02, 2014

  Amy and Jason talk about ice cream (a new treat sweeping the nation), cat health, a shithead that almost killed a dog and weight loss.

AGTLR 31: Fuck summer.
June 24, 2014

The AGTLR gang (Jason Amy and Tigger) are back with special guest: Jason's Wife! (Also known as Amanda). Jason and Amy celebrate the show's 1 year anniversary (but it isn't actually). Amy becomes a nurse. Our grandma dies. And Jason tells horrible jokes.

AGTLR 30: 30th Anniversary Apathyganza
April 20, 2014

Amy and Jason... Ok, it's been a while since I posted. I don't remember what we talked about. I don't want to ruin it for you guys (or maybe... I'm 2 lazy?), so the note section will be donated to a picture of a majestic egret.  

AGTLR 29: Dad Retires!
March 27, 2014

Me and Amy drive home from Dad's retirement party and dish on the ceremony. Also, you can hear my dad's boss(es) laud him with well deserved praise! -  

AGTLR 28: Another TB Test
March 12, 2014

  -   -   - The show starts with Amy revealing that she has to get more TB tests (and not because she drinks cow blood).  We discuss our super talented friend Brenna's (https://www.facebook.com/LottieHop) awesome handicraft (below)!  Finally,

AGTLR 27: Piece of shit car
February 19, 2014

Amy and Jason discuss how shitty their cars are. Also, we discuss the dangers of hypnotism and other things. -   - and here's a frog wrestler guy -  

AGTLR 26: Cookie Butter and the Gully
February 08, 2014

Me and Amy discuss her harrowing visit to a clinic where hygiene is optional, and the legend of the guy who flipped people off by a Mexican restaurant in Selma. Also, Amy and I eat Cookie Butter and we discuss the  foul gully we're neighbors with.  

AGTLR 25: Coolifornia
February 01, 2014

In this episode, I tell Amy about my heroic confrontation with a homeless pervert, my idea for a project about our home state of California, and offend Amy with my egregious use of the C word. -   - I think other things happen also! -   -