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AGTLR 33: Labor Day
Jason and Amy justify the continuing 10 dollar a month hosting fee of AGTLR.com by posting their second episode of the year! We talk about our worst jobs ever!
AGTLR 32 or 33: The one with two dog stories
This one has two dog stories: One a poignant illustration of difficult choices, and the other about some dumb dog who ran away and thought it would be a swell idea.
AGTLR 32: Trust Silver’s Long Johns
 Amy and Jason talk about ice cream (a new treat sweeping the nation), cat health, a shithead that almost killed a dog and weight loss.
AGTLR 31: Fuck summer.
The AGTLR gang (Jason Amy and Tigger) are back with special guest: Jason's Wife! (Also known as Amanda). Jason and Amy celebrate the show's 1 year anniversary (but it isn't actually). Amy becomes a nurse. Our grandma dies. And Jason tells horrible jokes.
AGTLR 30: 30th Anniversary Apathyganza
Amy and Jason... Ok, it's been a while since I posted. I don't remember what we talked about. I don't want to ruin it for you guys (or maybe... I'm 2 lazy?), so the note section will be donated to a picture of a majestic egret. Â
AGTLR 29: Dad Retires!
Me and Amy drive home from Dad's retirement party and dish on the ceremony. Also, you can hear my dad's boss(es) laud him with well deserved praise! -
AGTLR 28: Another TB Test
- - - The show starts with Amy revealing that she has to get more TB tests (and not because she drinks cow blood). We discuss our super talented friend Brenna's (https://www.facebook.com/LottieHop) awesome handicraft (below)! Finally,
AGTLR 27: Piece of shit car
Amy and Jason discuss how shitty their cars are. Also, we discuss the dangers of hypnotism and other things. - - and here's a frog wrestler guy -
AGTLR 26: Cookie Butter and the Gully
Me and Amy discuss her harrowing visit to a clinic where hygiene is optional, and the legend of the guy who flipped people off by a Mexican restaurant in Selma. Also, Amy and I eat Cookie Butter and we discuss the  foul gully we're neighbors with. Â
AGTLR 25: Coolifornia
In this episode, I tell Amy about my heroic confrontation with a homeless pervert, my idea for a project about our home state of California, and offend Amy with my egregious use of the C word. - - I think other things happen also! - -