100 Word Stories

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Where did the turkeys go?

That's the question everybody's asking.

All of the grocery stores are out of turkeys.

There isn't a turkey to be seen at any farm.

And if you bought a turkey already and put it in your freezer, you're probably wondering why there's a huge empty space in there now...

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After watching girls roll around the track and beat the crap out of each other in what was billed as "Poetry In Motion", we walked out of the roller derby and put together our own sport:

Rollerpoetry.

Instead of helmets and pads, we handed out berets and copies of Allen Ginsberg's book "Howl."...

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I am cancer.

I will take your hair and drink your strength.

I will use your body as a battlefield, fighting you to the death.

I will hide behind you as doctors try to kill me, and you will suffer along with me...

22nd of January 1879 Rorke's Drift South African John Chard of her majesties 24th regiment foot in command. Word has reached us of the Isandhlwana massacre. 2000 souls lost. Retreat unlikely will make last stand at the mission...

Hello. This is Laurence Simon of the 100 word stories podcast.

The 100 word stories weekly challenge is where I post a topic to podcasting.isfullofcrap.com and then you write and record a story based on that topic.

Let's go ahead and set the next topic to Day Job...

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As a joke, the doctors trained one of the monkeys they had nursed back to health to raise the flag over their observation post at dawn and lower it at dusk.

That monkey taught the other monkeys to perform this trick, and pretty soon there were flags all over the research center, raised and lowered b...