100 Word Stories

I stood over the sheriff with my caulking gun, a ribbon of white goo still swinging from the nozzle.

The sheriff was confused. �??Do you know how hard it's going to be to get this crap out of my shirt?�?�

Not hard at all if you know what you're doing.

You see, I run the drycleaning shop.

Caulk is easy to get out of a shirt. Easier than blood.

That's why I gunfight with a caulking gun.

He gets up, draws his gun, and shoots me.

Great. A huge bloodstain on my shirt.

This'll be a bitch to fix.